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    April 01

    Funny Chinese Names

    Very funny, enjoy!

    Subject:  Chinese Names - Annie Wan (Anyone)

    Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
    Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
    Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
    Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is   
    this?

    Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie
    Wan! It's urgent.

    Operator: I know you are someone and you want to
    talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter   
    about?

    Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that
    our brother Noel Wan  was involved in an accident.
    Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to
    the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to
    the
    hospital.

    Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one
    > was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an
    urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I   
    don't have time for this!

    Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

    Operator: I'm Saw Lee.

    Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me
    your name!!
    January 29

    狗年经典祝福语?

    大家新年好! 昨天和好几位朋友们去了UC的中国同学会春节表演和舞会,之后较晚在Chinatown供宵夜的时后,大家凑热闹说每个人都得以“狗”字的成语或词说一说。挺好笑的。我因为中文程度不高, 所以回到家就上网查一查。看到了这偏小文章, 觉得挺有意思。 和大家分享一下:
     
     
    狗年经典祝福语(最新推荐:好车如狗)
    
    

    时间:2006年01月27日11:00 我来说两句(0)   最新降价信息天天看 【来源:搜狐汽车】 【作者:搜狐西西】
     
    新年新气象,西西给各位网友和大侠们拜年了。祝福各位“狗年如意
    做事一丝不苟,生活声色狗马,另外,苟富贵勿相忘呀!
    (本人的MSN留言,希望能播而广之)。
     
    本人的初衷是想借着2006狗年的来临写点祝福语,无奈自己学知不高,只能求助搜索,
    在专业成语网站上查了查关于“狗”的成语,又无奈很多都是贬义词.
    如下(网友不妨看看),不过也有褒义的,已经标红了:
     
    蝇营狗苟,行同狗豨,兔死狗烹,土龙刍狗,鼠窃狗盗,声色狗马,丧家之狗,鸟尽弓藏,
    兔死狗烹,狼心狗肺,“狡兔死,良狗烹”,“嫁鸡随鸡,嫁狗随狗”,鸡鸣狗盗,
    画虎类狗,刻鹄类鹜,狐群狗党,“挂羊头,卖狗肉”,狗彘不若,狗仗人势,狗血喷头,
    狗行狼心,狗尾续貂,狗头军师,狗屁不通,狗皮膏药,狗拿耗子,狗急跳墙,狗颠屁股,
    斗鸡走狗“貂不足,狗尾续”,打人骂狗,打落水狗,藏弓烹狗,白衣苍狗,蝇营狗苟,
    因循苟且,一字不苟,一丝不苟,苟延残喘,苟全性命,苟且偷生,苟且偷安,不苟言笑
    (这个可以算中性词,苟同狗,字型不同&#65意义更广)
     
    另外记得古文里有句“苟富贵勿相忘”,算是半祝福半期冀的寄语了。
     
    关于“声色狗马”此成语的详细解释是:声色:歌舞和女色。狗马:养狗和骑马。
    后来二语连用,形容剥削阶级纵情享乐、荒淫无耻的生活。亦作“声色犬马”、“狗马声色”。
     
    很多人都过着小资的生活,这次高一步,希望你们都过着剥削阶级的高级生活。
     
    虽然如此,西西在搜狐汽车工作,还是希望广大网友狗年如意,中文的学问很广大,
    虽是有些词是贬义,加个否定词就成了褒义,比如不要做“鼠窃狗盗”之辈,要堂堂正正做人;
    更不要‘蝇营狗苟”;不要……,不要……,呵呵:)笑笑过大年拉!!
     
    关于狗和车的关系大概可以用“宠物”一词来贯穿一下,毕竟车对于男人或者女人来讲,
    或如房子或如宠物;而狗对人的忠诚也如朋友般得到人的认可。同事八卦一下,
    说“好狗如好车”,“好车如狗”,“开好车就有好狗吗?”
    
      呵呵,在此给各位拜大年了!!!  
     
    (责任编辑:张曙曦)